ARTHUR:  He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death.  He asks each traveller five questions--             

KNIGHT:  Three questions.             

ARTHUR:  Three questions.  He who answers the five questions--             

KNIGHT:  Three questions.             

ARTHUR:  Three questions may cross in safety.         

ROBIN:  What if you get a question wrong?     

ARTHUR:  Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.         

ROBIN:  Oh, I won't go.         

KNIGHT:  Who's going to answer the questions?         

ARTHUR:  Sir Robin!  ROBIN:  Yes?     

ARTHUR:  Brave Sir Robin, you go.   

ROBIN:  Hey!  I've got a great idea.  Why doesn't Launcelot go?   

LAUNCELOT:  Yes, let me go, my liege.  I will take him single-handed.  I shall make a feint to the north-east--     

ARTHUR:  No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on!  Just answer the five  questions-- 

KNIGHT:  Three questions.   

ARTHUR:  Three questions as best you can.  And we shall watch and    pray. 

LAUNCELOT:  I understand, my liege.         

ARTHUR:  Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot.  God be with you.     

KEEPER:  Stop!  Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me    these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.       

LAUNCELOT:  Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper.  I'm not afraid. 

KEEPER:  What is your name?         

LAUNCELOT:  My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.         

KEEPER:  What is your quest?         

LAUNCELOT:  To seek the Holy Grail.         

KEEPER:  What is your favorite color?         

LAUNCELOT:  Blue.         

KEEPER:  Right.  Off you go.         

LAUNCELOT:  Oh, thank you.  Thank you very much.         

ROBIN:  That's easy!         

KEEPER:  Stop!  Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

ROBIN:  Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper.  I'm not afraid.         

KEEPER:  What is your name?         

ROBIN:  Sir Robin of Camelot.         

KEEPER:  What is your quest?         

ROBIN:  To seek the Holy Grail.         

KEEPER:  What is the capital of Assyria?         

ROBIN:  I don't know that!  Auuuuuuuugh!           

KEEPER:  Stop!  What is your name?       

GALAHAD:  Sir Galahad of Camelot. 

KEEPER:  What is your quest? 

GALAHAD:  I seek the Holy Grail.         

KEEPER:  What is your favorite color?       

GALAHAD:  Blue.  No yel--  Auuuuuuuugh!       

KEEPER:  Heh heh.  Stop!  What is your name?       

ARTHUR:  It is Arthur, King of the Britons.       

KEEPER:  What is your quest?         

ARTHUR:  To seek the Holy Grail.         

KEEPER:  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?         

ARTHUR:  What do you mean?  An African or European swallow?         

KEEPER:  What?  I don't know that!  Auuuuuuuugh!         

BEDEMIR:  How do know so much about swallows?         

ARTHUR:  Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.